i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
