At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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