He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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