Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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