drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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