Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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