Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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