Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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