Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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