this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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