best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
two words...techno handjob
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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