shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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