And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I forget how to act sober
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