we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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