I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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