Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
