Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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