Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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