You really coming over, don't trick.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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