Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Enjoy the penises
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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