Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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