You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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