I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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