Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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