brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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