tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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