so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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