im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
