I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Randomize
