I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
