Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
