As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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