I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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