You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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