how can u be prego again
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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