At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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