Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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