I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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