Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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