You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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