He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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