PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Of course I have a pirate flag
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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