Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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