Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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