love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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