I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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