gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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