At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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