I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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