actually, I'm a sock model
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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