So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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