You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
