My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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