Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Apparently you make a good broom.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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