Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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