they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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