Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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