i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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