i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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